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Some of these "The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007" are great; some of them -- eh, not so much. My personal favorite however is simply:
#43 Sherri Shepherd (yes, that scary caricature of here is up there on purpose)
Charges: Perfectly illustrated the Creationist's level of intellect when she declared her disbelief in evolution, and was immediately stumped about the shape of the earth, explaining her ignorance was due to the fact that she was too busy feeding her children to acquire rudimentary knowledge about... well, about anything, presumably. Further compounded her astonishing lack of basic knowledge when she authoritatively declared that Jesus Christ came before the ancient Greeks, and that she didn't think "anything predated Christians." Judging by these statements, Sherri probably thinks there are dragons on the other side of her desk.
Exhibit A: Accurately reflects the intelligence of her viewing audience.
Sentence: Pushed off the edge of the earth.
although numbers 37 (Mitt Romney), 27 (Britany Spears), 13 (Anne Coulter), 10 (Alberto Gonzales) and 7-1 (Erik Prince, Rudy Giuliani, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid, Seung-Hui Cho, Fred Phelps, Dick Chaney and The Shrub, respectively [or is that disrespectfully?] ) are pretty good too. Gonzales described as "the only Attorney General who ever could have made John Ashcroft a sympathetic character by contrast." and I like that they said [Blackwater brings]... "the privatization of warfare to full fruition -- next time, Exxon can just invade a country directly." Seriously.
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